Monday, January 24, 2022

Waifu Discovered 2: Medieval Fantasy (Switch) - Great Lewd Shmup

Waifu Discovered 2 is the sequel to Waifu Uncovered, a controversial shoot-em-up for Switch that got a lot of attention from morons at ResetERA because it features nude big booby anime girls. That first game is pretty solid, but the sequel is a significant step up, not just in terms of more satisfying gameplay, but the girls are even better looking because the art got a nice upgrade. We did a full playthrough of the game on normal mode - sorry, no nudity - in the video below. Check it out!



Friday, January 21, 2022

Asobi Asobase Anime Review - The Funniest Anime Ever?

We're back with another anime review! This time it's Asobi Asobase, which we consider to be one of the absolute funniest anime ever made. You can stream it on Crunchyroll, but watch our video review below first!



Thursday, January 20, 2022

Smashing the Battle: Ghost Soul (Switch) - Thicc Beat-Em-Up

A hidden gem on Nintendo Switch is Smashing the Battle, or it's updated re-release Smashing the Battle: Ghost Soul (which is the base game plus extras), which is a 3D beat-em-up starring a cast of delightfully thicc women as they smash up hordes of robots. It's awesome. It's fun. The ladies look great. The gameplay is satisfying. Check it out in our video below!

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Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Moero Crystal H (Switch) - Pokemon With T*TS!

We play a fun little first-person dungeon crawler where you capture hot monster girls and add them to your team so you can fight and capture other hot monster girls. It's literally Pokemon with tits. And we kind of love it. This is the sequel to Moero Chronicle H, which we covered previously, and is a far more polished experience and overall much better game than it's predecessor. If you're only going to play one Pokemon with tits, Moero Crystal H is the one to get. Watch!

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Err, unfortunately, you can only watch it on YouTube as it has been age restricted. So click here to watch.




Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Caladrius Blaze PS4 - Lewd Shmup

We play Caladrius Blaze on PS4 - a surprisingly good, and surprisingly lewd, shump and also tell the story about how the media screwed up our coverage of the Halo Master Chief Collection. Watch!

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Monday, January 17, 2022

Neptunia x Senran Kagura Ninja Wars PS4 - 80% Nep, 20% SK

I LOVE Senran Kagura. I love almost everything about the franchise (except Reflexions ...). And it makes me sad that Sony has basically shut it down, at least in the form we know and love, because they're embarrassed of having boobie games on their platform now or something. Because of that, we haven't had a new Senran Kagura action game in quite a while until the release of Neptunia x Senran Kagura Ninja Wars. 

Unfortunately, Neptunia getting top billing is an indicator that this is primarily a Neptunia game with a handful of Senran Kagura girls thrown in. This is NOT a Senran Kagura game. The combat is simple and boring, there are only ever a handful of enemies onscreen at once, and the fanservice has been toned way, way, way down. I don't hate it, but I definitely don't love it as it isn't what I wanted at all. Watch more below.

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Sunday, January 16, 2022

Azur Lane Crosswave PS4 - Boring Boat Girls

Azur Lane Crosswave was always on our radar because it features cute anime girls. If only we knew that the actual game is boring as heck and the game isn't nearly as fanservice-y as it first appears. It's boring, frankly. Watch below for more!

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Saturday, January 15, 2022

Kandagawa Jet Girls PS4 - Slow Speed Chase

We were really looking forward to Kandagawa Jet Girls as it was a new title from the Senran Kagura team after Sony was all like "Senran Kagura is too lewd" which basically sucked all of the joy out of the creator of Senran Kagura to the point he doesn't even want to make them anymore. The good news is that Kandagawa Jet Girls has super busty, super cute girls to play dress up with. The bad news is that it is the slowest jet-ski racing game ever made and is just really, really boring to actually play. Sigh. Watch the video below for more. 

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Friday, January 14, 2022

Panty Party - Nintendo Switch - It's a Panty TPS ...

Does anyone outside of Japan actually have a panty fetish? Do people actually care about panties? Anyway, here's a weird panty fetish third-person-shooter on Nintendo Switch called Panty Party. It sucks and isn't sexy. This was the first video made with our new vtuber avatar and the sound is out of sync. Sorry about that. We fixed it in future videos!

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Ishuzoku Reviewers Anime Review

We're reviewing anime now! Or at least we're going to try. We had to edit and upload this first review four times because it kept getting instantly copyright claimed (for different stuff every time even though mostly the same material was used ... ) before we settled on just using screenshots instead of video. Our first review is the ultra controversial Ishuzoku Reviewers, which we actually like quite a bit and don't think it's nearly as bad in context as it seems on paper. Watch!